"You’d struggle to pour water out of a boot with the instructions on the heel"
God DAMN thats some Shakespearean shit right there
When I was your age, I used to think “Oh, when I’m grown up, I’ll know what I want, I’ll be sorted.” But you never really know what you want. You never feel grown up, not really. You never sort it all out… so I thought, I could handle life on my own.
sometimes Cracked is so weirdly on point
Caitlin and I are asked if we’re sisters all the time
It took me a second to get it because at first glance I thought Mywifejen was one of those Welsh names
Seeing a lot of posts about how “homophobic” Joan Rivers was. As an educated, discerning homosexual I think I’ve the right to point out that Joan never laughed at us, she invited us to laugh with her, and to make jokes at our own expense, much like she did for herself. Keep that in mind before you slam her for being something she totally wasn’t.
losing joan rivers is like losing that cool grandma who makes inappropriate jokes and gets drunk at christmas parties
Joan Rivers brought laughter to millions around the world and was proud of her Jewish heritage and a vocal supporter of the State of Israel.
We will miss her deeply and we send our heartfelt condolences to her family.
Juxtapose that alongside her 2012 stint on Louie to get a taste of the comedienne’s signature wit
Joan Rivers, the pioneering entertainer and comedian, has died aged 81 after suffering a cardiac arrest.
Rivers got her big break with an appearance on The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson in 1965 and was a TV mainstay from then on. Full story here »
Part of me is all, woo time for a shower, and the other part is really concerned that hot pizza guy might come and see me in my Pyjamas
Josh, 18, NSW, Australia
brb singing Mein Herr